After a long debate with myself, I decided to write about airplane sex videos. More precisely, are airplane nude videos a myth or reality? We could see a lot of real airplane sex in movies, series, and, of course, porn. So no wonder airplane sex porn is one of the most common fantasies people have. A lot of people want to try video sex in an airplane, but they are afraid. And you should be because the fines are high as the Chrysler building.
My friend wanted to try airplane sex badly. He visited seventy sex countries and twenty of them with his girlfriend. Every time they step into the plane, they talk about airplane sex vids, but they never do it. The toilets in the planes are small, and he is extremely tall, so the porn airplane sex is only a fantasy to them.
Also, my sister was a flight attendant, and she never caught anyone in a plane blowjob. But, we all remember people who got bold and decided to make an airplane sex video. How do we know they did airplane video sex? Well, they posted it on YouTube. They were sued of course, but that spiked everyone's interest in doing airplane public sex, and they also joined the famous Mile High Club. Lucky bastards.
I would like to try sex in the airplane videos, but my boyfriend is one big pussy. He is afraid someone will catch us even on our balcony when basically, we can do whatever we want because it is our apartment, and imagine what his thought is on airplane sex. Sometimes, I think he is afraid of his own shadow.
Okay, so enough about my uptight boyfriend, now let us get known with the infamous organization that goes by the name Mile High Club. This thing doesn0t really exist. People use it for people who had sex in a plane on a latitude higher than one mile. And, for my dear readers who are not introduced to Anglo-Saxon metric measures, one mile is approximately one kilometer and sic a hundred meters. And, you would not believe how the term and the trend of having sex in the airplane actually started.
In 1936, a pilot named Lawrence Sperry decided to get a taste of his female co-worker. The result of his uncontrollable passion was a crash. But luckily, they crashed into the ocean, and no one got hurt. Because of this whipped man, people invented autopilots. Thanks, Lawrence! And, of course, like every man, he had to brag about his airplane sex to his fellow pilots, and the trend started spreading like plaque. And that is how the term Mile High Club got created.
But many people really want to try sex in an airplane. But they don't have anyone to try it. So, I did some research on this matter and found out there is an application for this called Wingman. This is basically Tinder but for planes. So when you feel horny and needy, just install Wingman and blow some steam on more than seven thousand feet in the air. All you have to do is to enter your name, air company, number, and time of flight, and don't forget to upload the picture. You can also choose to express why you are flying. Is it because of the pleasure, aka vacation, or are you on a business trip? The app will allow you to see are there any registered users on your flight, and they automatically connect you to the person, and you can chat a little before you get to the point.
A long time ago, I read an article where flight attendants and the crew opened the champagne and congratulated the couple who were exiting the airplane toilet after steamy sex. This was sweet. A little embarrassing, but sweet. And yes, this was a story about sex in the plane with a happy ending, but not all of them have it.
As I said, the fines are enormous, and you could end up in jail for three months and with a record. If you are lucky, you could get community work instead of jail, but still, you have to pay the fine. These days, airplane companies are not forgivable and tolerant towards people who have sex in the plane. You might think no one saw you because no one caught you.
But they can see you both entering the toilet, and they can hear the noise. So, they mostly call the dispatcher and report the problem without you even knowing it. So imagine the surprise when you are leaving the plane, happy because you got an excellent fuck, and you are welcomed by the police that takes you to the custody in front of the entire airport. Not a good way to start your vacation, or business trip.
